I can’t continue like this.

I’m going stark raving mad! Stark raving mad, I tell you!

I can’t sleep.

I can’t eat . . .

Oh, who am I kidding?

Let me start again. [*Clears throat*]

I can’t continue like this.

I’m going stark raving mad! Stark raving mad, I tell you!

I sleep all the time.

I can’t exercise.

I can’t stop eating.

So here I am — hat in hand, on bended knee, pleading and begging with you, because YOU are the only one who can stop this insanity and help me.

Please, please, please, won’t you at least try to help me? Will you? Huh? Please?

You will!! Thank you!! You are such a pal! I don’t know what I’d do without you.

Now, all you have to do is send me an email and let me know that you would love to write the next segment in our online novel collaboration.

What are you waiting for? You said you’d help. Send me the email now, then go read what’s already happened in the story and then write the next part.

Can’t wait to hear from you!

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